Why stick to the same old boring tees when you can declare yourself literally cursed with this Demonic Decay masterpiece? Whether you’re running late for an exorcism or just need something laid-back for the gym (it can totally do that too—wink), this cotton-mimicking-polyester blend is basically the Valet of Comfort. What does that even mean? It means that this shirt’s got your back—your back stretched smoothly by this 95% Polyester & 5% Spandex duo so effortlessly you might forget it’s holding space. Stretchy comfort without feeling stretched-out? Check(twice). **Care Tip**: This bad boy loves the simple life—just a quick bath with its like-minded garments on ‘cold mode’ and voila! A fresh new existence. Bonus? It’ ll survive dryer shenanigans for the longest since it’s all up to date with millennial tech. So whether you want to wear it while pretending to summon demons (your mom probably won’t notice), or pair it with sweatpants for Zoom meetings (they’ll all notice), rest assured that this tee will handle life like an iron-tailored warlock with zero regrets. The Demonic Decay: A statement more powerful than your coffee stain!